alright

( mongychops, Sat 8 Feb 2025, 21:00, archived)

I think so
I just went to a catholic bar. It’s hard to explain
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 8 Feb 2025, 21:11, archived)

Did you perform the miracle of turning wine into water?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 8 Feb 2025, 21:12, archived)

No but got two shots of brandy for €3.90
Which was a miracle. Seville is a very religious town
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 8 Feb 2025, 21:21, archived)

Yet oddly enough, not remotely orange.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 8 Feb 2025, 22:09, archived)

(That was an hilarious joke about the traditional association of the colour orange with Protestantism.)

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 8 Feb 2025, 22:09, archived)

yeah, not bad thanks. You?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 8 Feb 2025, 21:16, archived)

alright m

( broadsword, Sat 8 Feb 2025, 22:21, archived)

no
I'm on bail and staying in a homeless hostel. It's simultaneously the most depressing and most interesting experience of my life.
I'm too mean to pay for hard drugs so I'm using wanking as a coping mechanism. Never thought I'd be knocking one out to Lorraine Kelly.
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 9 Feb 2025, 4:48, archived)

Lorraine
Matthew
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 9 Feb 2025, 4:50, archived)

what the fuck Dick
what's going on
Did you chib some cunt?
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Feb 2025, 12:02, archived)

They found my b3ta account and now I'm on a watchlist

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 10 Feb 2025, 0:43, archived)

www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/10342/1739199660/IMG5207.jpeg
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Feb 2025, 15:01, archived)