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There is no means to play CDs. This is worthless on a desert island.
Bring basic tools instead, you will live longer and maybe survive and escape. Make sure you focus on obtaining/making fresh water first, then shelter and food.

Good Luck,
Trouser
(, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 19:24, Reply)
Bring vinyl,
you can spin it by hand around a twig using a porcupine quill and conch shell as a rudimentary stylus/speaker before you die of dysentery.
(, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 19:33, Reply)
not everything is about you, ok

(, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 19:44, Reply)
Prune an anemone instead then, motherfucker

(, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 19:52, Reply)
Admittedly I was thinking about sea urchins and got the name wrong,
I just enjoyed saying "prune an anemone" in my head as I typed.
(, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 19:55, Reply)
it is funny, i thought it was a euphemism at first
also prune is a funny word
(, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 19:56, Reply)

so is wrinkled
(, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 21:01, Reply)
CDs are extremely reflective, so having at least one would be a good way to signal for help from a passing ship/plane using reflected sunlight.

(, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 19:52, Reply)
better to take a laserdisc

(, Wed 19 Feb 2025, 20:01, Reply)