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Hola gun't's

I'm off to Aldershot in a bit, you couldn't make it up lol
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 12:20, archived)
Do you know what I call it?
Aldershit!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 12:21, archived)
Because it's shit there!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 12:21, archived)
take a hot spoon for your boots m8

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 12:35, archived)
Why endure such a thing, Queef's?

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 15:01, archived)
going to see my mate's band

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 16:52, archived)
Trouser will allow this.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 18:06, archived)
AlderSNOT, I calls it!
haha
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 12:24, archived)
haha no way lol

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 13:13, archived)
Aldershit?
or just some of it???!!!!
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 22 Feb 2025, 12:41, archived)
A significant proportion of it

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 13:16, archived)
I often wonder why brb is so angry with the world
Don't get me wrong, there's a lot to be angry about, but he doesn't seem to know how (or when) to pick his battles
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 13:07, archived)
Is it an autism type thing?
I'm not saying that to be rude or anything, I mean it sincerely
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 13:08, archived)
I think it stems from an innate self loathing
Because he's a colossal nonce
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 13:17, archived)
I just bought a Little Richard & Sister Rosetta Tharpe LP
I didn't know they'd recorded together. Quite pleased to have found that
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 15:43, archived)
Ooh me neither, excellent

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 16:52, archived)
who?

(sticklebrlcks link in bio โค๏ธ๐ŸŒŸโค๏ธ, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 13:30, archived)
Retarded fuckwit that has grandiose delusions of his limited intelligence

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (โ€ฏอœโ‚’ ใ……โ€ฏอœ โ‚’), Sat 22 Feb 2025, 13:40, archived)
Hey now, he reads lots of books!
This means he's better than you.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 15:03, archived)
does he use words like grandiose?

(sticklebrlcks link in bio โค๏ธ๐ŸŒŸโค๏ธ, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 15:03, archived)
English, you mean

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 15:18, archived)
well, part of it at least

(sticklebrlcks link in bio โค๏ธ๐ŸŒŸโค๏ธ, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 15:30, archived)
Hello
Got to pick up my prescription, then call in to my parents house for a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 13:11, archived)
-b +sh

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 13:49, archived)
That too

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 17:58, archived)
-t +l

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 20:31, archived)
Silly person

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 21:23, archived)
-S +W

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 21:28, archived)
I liked it when those three scrotes tried to rob the Macca's in Aldershot
and got leathered by the fifty squaddies in there for disturbing their meal.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Sat 22 Feb 2025, 13:23, archived)
I was born in a the miltary hospital there,
I say born what I really mean is broke through the rib cage of my host.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 13:40, archived)
That's effecting self-release

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 13:49, archived)
TOP GUNT

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 15:07, archived)
I live there.
It's a hellhole. I recommend the Oriental shop.
(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 16:09, archived)
Did anything ever happen to you in the local branch of Poppins?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 16:38, archived)
Perhaps.
It's in a constant state of existant flux until you open the bathroom stall. Schrodinger's shat.
(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 16:53, archived)