What technological splendors are you indulging in this evening?
I'm considering ripping a DVD of Alien 3. It offers both the Theatrical and Special cuts;
I'm unsure if the Special and Theatrical are the same video file with the Theatrical option skipping scenes in the VOB files.
Nevermind. Seamless branching.
(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 20:27, archived)

i'm looking up vertical tanning booths for my mum's friend
i'm using the new fangled internet to research them.
( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 21:08, archived)

M8 that is so 2023
These days you type what you want to search for into ChatGPT and then IT does the internet search for you.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 21:09, archived)

Or tell her to gaz mongychops, he knows about that sort of thing

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 21:11, archived)

They look like those waterpark slides that open the floor beneath you

(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 21:13, archived)

Personal Cancer Enclosures.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 21:25, archived)

#infest

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 23:00, archived)

Depechezzz

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 8:10, archived)

So you are in a tanning shop taking videos of naked women and using reverse image search .

( mongychops, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 21:30, archived)

What a facken mangrel

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 21:31, archived)

Typical something, I don't know what. I'll go with jew . Safe bet

( mongychops, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 22:16, archived)

you know what their like

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 23:01, archived)

They may have evolved since the last scientific experiments were carried out.

( mongychops, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 23:27, archived)

I've got a Rose West 'cuntbuster' dildo rammed up my 'Paul Gadd'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 21:36, archived)

You ok?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 21:39, archived)

Yeah it's a bit bigger than I'm comfortable with but I'll be ok

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 21:59, archived)

Lol but

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 21:59, archived)

Autistic Luddism is a weird hill to die on,
but at least you're going to die.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 22:51, archived)

DVDs aren't luddist.
They still outsell Bluray.
(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 22:53, archived)

Never really used either much
But then I don't watch much tv.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 23:17, archived)

you boring bastard

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 8:43, archived)

You fat twat

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 10:29, archived)

I'm ripping a dvd of alien 3 as I type this

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 22:58, archived)

Ripped mine years ago, what took you guys so long?
Or are you just re-enjoying the process and you don't actually need to rip it? I can understand that.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 23:06, archived)

It's theraputic
Like pissing on a red anthill
(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 23:32, archived)

Did they do 3? FFS . Blockbusters is shut now.

( mongychops, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 23:26, archived)

I only found out there were more than two yesterday
It was a great shock to me when I saw it in poundland. Should've called it "Alienses" I said.
(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 23:34, archived)

Is it really a hill? Is it not just shouting at buses?

( mongychops, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 23:19, archived)

I don't really mind, as long as the bus hits him.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 25 Feb 2025, 8:01, archived)