My cousin has a couple of times
With the cctv photos of him in the businesses he was robbing
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 11:23, archived)

My cousin tried to rob a bank with a shotgun
a very distant one, but this was when we were both teenagers. I'm very grateful to him though as my gran's take on me was "well, as long has he doesn't rob a bank..." so it was a low bar to achieve success.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 12:06, archived)

He should have tried robbing the bank when he was closer to it.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 12:45, archived)

Shotgun range is sadly limited

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 12:47, archived)

Not as limited as a lot of games seem to think,
up to 1 foot away - absolutely deadly
over 1 foot away - peashooter with boiled peas
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 12:49, archived)

I see you've played Quake III Arena.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 5 Mar 2025, 15:18, archived)

Mr Pants Excessive Mod makes that still the most fun FPS.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 15:46, archived)

Always with gun is coming little black stones. You never see? Take out black stones, he get better.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 13:03, archived)

BRB KLAXON!!!

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 13:34, archived)

My idiot cousin
Has been in and out of detention and jail since he was 12. Muppet isn't very good at being a thief.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 13:32, archived)

It's hard to run away when you don't have working legs

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 13:34, archived)

Tell that to Oscar Pistorius

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 13:39, archived)

*klaxon*
www.etsy.com/listing/1582578033/blade-runner-inspired-t-shirt-he-say-you
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 13:42, archived)