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Sun is past the zenith
Therefore: afternoon
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Invisible Wizard
- 10th Level Nerf-herder
, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 12:07,
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blue sky at night: day
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sticklebrlcks
link in bio โค๏ธ๐โค๏ธ
, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 12:13,
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alrite patrick's law
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MiseryCunt
no alarms and no sausages
, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 17:51,
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)
and his brother Cole
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sticklebrlcks
link in bio โค๏ธ๐โค๏ธ
, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 17:52,
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)
god damn you
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MiseryCunt
no alarms and no sausages
, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 18:01,
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)
FAO all users with smeg-related usernames:
www.reddit.com/r/lotrmemes/s/jvP5frA1cB
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Mr. Tea
'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh'
, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 12:37,
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idgi
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sticklebrlcks
link in bio โค๏ธ๐โค๏ธ
, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 12:39,
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)
because I wash my helmit
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sticklebrlcks
link in bio โค๏ธ๐โค๏ธ
, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 12:40,
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)
- w
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-y
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( * )( * )
( . Y . ) (โฏอโ ใ โฏอ โ)
, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 13:37,
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The label demanded Dennis Taylor's 'Snooker Loopy' lyric be changed to be 'more about his trademark glasses and less about penile hygiene'
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Queef Smegwin
U r a ๐๐
, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 18:34,
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)
Heard you the first time, bellwhiff.
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Mr. Tea
'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh'
, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 18:35,
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)
Dodgy gook internet innit
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Queef Smegwin
U r a ๐๐
, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 18:36,
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)
BRB KLAXXXXXXON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mr. Tea
'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh'
, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 20:52,
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)
Bellcheese
Therefore: GUFFWANK
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Cheers
Cheers
, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 13:11,
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)
cockspaniel
Therefore, cuntcorgi
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MiseryCunt
no alarms and no sausages
, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 13:15,
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)
Something Something
Therefore: shitzoo
(
( * )( * )
( . Y . ) (โฏอโ ใ โฏอ โ)
, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 16:12,
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)
Vince Clark's bandname 'too honest', say Polydor
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Queef Smegwin
U r a ๐๐
, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 18:35,
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)
The use of the definite article above is in error, since it implies a single zenith.
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mofaha
โ( ห_ห)โ ส (ฬโกโ)ส
, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 13:23,
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)
Bullshit.
By which I do not imply that a single bull has taken a single shit.
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brb
top shit
, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 14:09,
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)
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/zenith
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Invisible Wizard
- 10th Level Nerf-herder
, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 15:02,
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)
My truths are poorly represented there
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mofaha
โ( ห_ห)โ ส (ฬโกโ)ส
, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 18:44,
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)
I'm full of steak
Therefore: late lunch
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Smash Monkey 2
Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?
, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 15:25,
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)
-teak
+hit
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( * )( * )
( . Y . ) (โฏอโ ใ โฏอ โ)
, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 16:13,
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)
That too
(
Smash Monkey 2
Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?
, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 17:13,
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)
It's 12:18am
I am in a beachside bar. Therefore: cognac
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Queef Smegwin
U r a ๐๐
, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 17:19,
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)
Lovely
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Two Hats
๐ฉ๐ฉ
, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 17:54,
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I might become a 'digital nomad' m8
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Queef Smegwin
U r a ๐๐
, Sat 8 Mar 2025, 18:38,
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