He should organise his own poetry slam
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( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 17 Mar 2025, 13:55, archived)

Dear Mr Rock
I don't mean to be uncouth
But your face I will sock
If you don't keep my wife's name out of your fucking mouth
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 17 Mar 2025, 13:59, archived)

Are you pronouncing "uncouth" to rhyme with "mouth"
or do you pronounce it "mooth"?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 17 Mar 2025, 14:02, archived)

It's well known that Will Smith is from a little village in north-east Scotland where they pronounce it "mooth".

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 17 Mar 2025, 14:05, archived)

it's where vermouth comes from

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Mar 2025, 15:28, archived)

then Woody Allen shot it and thtrapped it to hith fender

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 17 Mar 2025, 15:59, archived)

There was a young Prince from Bel Air
Who's wife didn't have any hair
When The Rock made a crack
The Prince gave him whack
Now he don't get work anywhere.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 17 Mar 2025, 15:45, archived)

There once was a b3tan named garold
Whose username rhymed well with Harold
But in limerick verse
It couldn't be worse
Because something something fuck you garold your username is shit
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 17 Mar 2025, 15:51, archived)

This is very good.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 17 Mar 2025, 17:47, archived)

Thanks Mr Trouser. I used to write poems occasionally here on /talk.
They were always well-received by a few people and just about tolerated by the rest. I might do that again.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 17 Mar 2025, 19:17, archived)

Alright there Kae Tempest

( brb natural fistic, Mon 17 Mar 2025, 21:39, archived)