Kill yourself.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 18 Mar 2025, 19:10, archived)

I note that you're not saying I'm wrong.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 18 Mar 2025, 19:13, archived)

If they still make Speak and Stick Your Head in an Oven
you should buy one
( MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Tue 18 Mar 2025, 19:27, archived)

actual lol

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Mar 2025, 19:42, archived)

I bought my Mum the Teach Yourself Klingon tape set for her birthday.
Should I kill her, too?
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Tue 18 Mar 2025, 19:15, archived)

Yes please!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 18 Mar 2025, 19:29, archived)