Well it's all fucking go in here, isn't it
Alright?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 18 Mar 2025, 17:28, archived)

*goes*

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 18 Mar 2025, 17:29, archived)

Come go with me
There
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 18 Mar 2025, 18:26, archived)

on the stairlift?

( MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Tue 18 Mar 2025, 19:41, archived)

I'd fucken love a stairlift

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 18 Mar 2025, 20:08, archived)

*fucks*

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 18 Mar 2025, 17:32, archived)

*isn't's*

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 18 Mar 2025, 17:36, archived)

ey up

(pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Tue 18 Mar 2025, 17:36, archived)

*wells*
deep hole's in the ground's
( MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Tue 18 Mar 2025, 17:38, archived)

wanna cuddle fart?

( $$ ✅, Tue 18 Mar 2025, 17:49, archived)

yeah, I'm game

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 18 Mar 2025, 17:54, archived)

we know m8

( MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Tue 18 Mar 2025, 18:03, archived)

What you don't know could fill a barn m8

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 18 Mar 2025, 18:24, archived)

m8

( MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Tue 18 Mar 2025, 18:26, archived)

I reckon you could fill the M8 with a barn
across the way, like, not the whole length of it. Maybe two barns, one on each carriageway.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 18 Mar 2025, 18:34, archived)

you could be right m8
i don't know much about that sort of thing
( MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Tue 18 Mar 2025, 18:53, archived)

Oh, forgot to mention
the other night I was walking home from the shop when I saw what appeared to be a young man filming himself by torchlight singing backwards while riding a bike (forwards).
( brb natural fistic, Tue 18 Mar 2025, 17:50, archived)

What a shame that you remembered

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 18 Mar 2025, 18:24, archived)

Shame on YOU for being such a big meanie.

( brb natural fistic, Tue 18 Mar 2025, 20:18, archived)

How do you sing backwards?

To the tune of Britney's Toxic of course
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Tue 18 Mar 2025, 18:33, archived)

It's nice to know that David Lynch has been reincarnated as a twat

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 18 Mar 2025, 18:35, archived)

*rights*

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Mar 2025, 17:50, archived)

alright "all social media companies"

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 18 Mar 2025, 17:52, archived)

“Everything’s computer! That’s beautiful.”

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Mar 2025, 19:41, archived)

This place would die on its arse if I stopped posting.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 18 Mar 2025, 18:33, archived)

This post would arse in its place if you died stopping.

( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Tue 18 Mar 2025, 19:13, archived)

Well put

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 18 Mar 2025, 19:15, archived)

I have eaten my dinner and had a glass of Co-op red.
Now it's time for Duolingo and DS9.
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Tue 18 Mar 2025, 18:35, archived)

duolingo's fucking shit these days

(pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Tue 18 Mar 2025, 18:48, archived)

Does Duolingo do Klingon?
As I typed that, it dawned on me that it probably fucking does.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 18 Mar 2025, 19:00, archived)

I still think that Mark Okrand's feature on the development of the Klingon language on the special edition of Star Trek III: The Search For Spock is the greatest DVD extra ever.
There, I said it.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 18 Mar 2025, 19:05, archived)

Kill yourself.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 18 Mar 2025, 19:10, archived)

I note that you're not saying I'm wrong.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 18 Mar 2025, 19:13, archived)

If they still make Speak and Stick Your Head in an Oven
you should buy one
( MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Tue 18 Mar 2025, 19:27, archived)

actual lol

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Mar 2025, 19:42, archived)

I bought my Mum the Teach Yourself Klingon tape set for her birthday.
Should I kill her, too?
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Tue 18 Mar 2025, 19:15, archived)

Yes please!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 18 Mar 2025, 19:29, archived)

Not a patch on the Neil before Sutekh bit, soz.

( brb natural fistic, Tue 18 Mar 2025, 20:16, archived)

HIja'!
- petaQ
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Tue 18 Mar 2025, 19:07, archived)

It also has High Valyrian
- or however it's spelled.
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Tue 18 Mar 2025, 19:09, archived)

It's spelt "Hungarian" m8

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 18 Mar 2025, 19:24, archived)

Is a Hungarian adult publication a porno magyar?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 18 Mar 2025, 19:30, archived)

Igen

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 18 Mar 2025, 19:33, archived)