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it's beer of the afternoon cock!

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It's not

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No, it's shit instant coffee from the cunteen time, I think we know who the winner is here

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you have a canteen? sounds posh.
my mate had to shit into a plastic bag today
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Tue 25 Mar 2025, 15:47, Reply)
the things we do for love

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i selected the bag

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did you hold it for them though

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 25 Mar 2025, 18:42, Reply)
no i think he held it for himself
pretty sure
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have you always been this selfish

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 25 Mar 2025, 19:45, Reply)
As someone who spent three years shitting into a bag
It's not all it's cracked up to be
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Although I was able to brag that I had a shit while walking round B&Q
So it wasn't all bad
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oic

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Terrible bullying of Gonz. :(
/ac
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(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 25 Mar 2025, 15:55, Reply)
It's bottle of water time

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I'm in work

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I am now

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alcohol is haram

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That’s jihad sorted

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that's why dad's gone to meccaland

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Bell + smeg = BELLSMEG, maybe yours will catch on.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 25 Mar 2025, 19:40, Reply)