I saw a stork yesterday
so yeah I'm OK.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 12:47, archived)

You could say I was storked
but that would be a tad obvious so you probably should avoid saying it.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 12:48, archived)

^ has a right stork-on

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 12:50, archived)

What do you call the rotational analogue of linear force of a bird in the family Ciconiidae?
Its torque.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 13:00, archived)

What do you call a band that discusses the rotational analogue of linear force of a bird in the family Ciconiidae?
Torque talk
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 13:21, archived)

Anything you like - they disbanded years ago, and Mark Hollis is dead!!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 13:25, archived)

What do you call the bass player from the Monkees after he died and was reincarnated as a bird in the family Ciconiidae?
Stork Tork
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 13:37, archived)

I thought I saw one, but it turned out it was just the spread on my toast.
I can't tell stork from butter.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 16:33, archived)