Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 9 Apr 2025, 9:21, Reply)

ARSEHOLE

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 9 Apr 2025, 9:36, Reply)

Fuck you, Smegg Wallace, fuck you

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 9 Apr 2025, 10:01, Reply)

Just had to make 300ml of thalidomide suspension, but the dedicated measure only goes up to 250ml.
And isn't that just like life?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 9 Apr 2025, 9:39, Reply)

50ml short, always

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 9 Apr 2025, 10:03, Reply)

that's antiemesis sorted

( .Yeti., Wed 9 Apr 2025, 10:05, Reply)

Makes you want to wave your arms in anger

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 9 Apr 2025, 10:08, Reply)

I'm stamping my little feet right now IYKWIM

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 9 Apr 2025, 10:26, Reply)

Mnnnnngngngngngngggg!

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 9 Apr 2025, 10:33, Reply)

I'm stumped mate.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 9 Apr 2025, 10:56, Reply)

Pendulous clackers

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 9 Apr 2025, 10:33, Reply)

much love
peace
( $$ ✅, Wed 9 Apr 2025, 10:59, Reply)

$$

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 9 Apr 2025, 11:26, Reply)

dribble

( $$ ✅, Wed 9 Apr 2025, 11:31, Reply)

Laughing Out Loud

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 9 Apr 2025, 11:54, Reply)

Worst thing about being in the office is having to use the public bogs
and listening to someone’s noisy splattery shit while I’m taking a dump
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 9 Apr 2025, 11:41, Reply)

But they have to listen to your straining and bestial grunting.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 9 Apr 2025, 11:55, Reply)

I always manage to locate the most secluded toilet at any workplace for my personal use
and hide a pack of custard creams in the cistern.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 9 Apr 2025, 12:01, Reply)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 9 Apr 2025, 12:04, Reply)

GEOSTORM

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 9 Apr 2025, 12:07, Reply)

use the disabled

(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Wed 9 Apr 2025, 13:15, Reply)