Could have pissed on the campervan fire next door, but it wouldn't have made much difference.CCTV showed that it was deliberately set alight by one or two men with two jerry cans of petrol. One of them managed to get some on his puffa jacket and set his arm on fire, so that's something.
The local paper posted a video on Facebook, and despite my better judgement I had a look at the comments. They're about 70% jokes about Nicola Sturgeon (understandable, if crushingly predictable), 25% people ranting about how it must have been an electric vehicle (it wasn't), 2% someone moaning about how he stopped to have a look and the owner was rude to him (well yeah, fuck off rubbernecker) and 3% people actually commiserating and hoping everyone's OK.
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On the FB group in my old village in the shireIt seems as though a released sex offender has been housed there and his identity & address are now known by all.
Looking forward to the inevitable news report of a violent assault!
(, Fri 11 Apr 2025, 11:34, archived)
Phew! That's good, because at least you'll know about this Top Tip.b3ta.com/questions/toptips/post2638013
(, Fri 11 Apr 2025, 12:00, archived)
Hobbiton is much edgier than it used to be.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 11 Apr 2025, 12:40,
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"No, thank you! We don't want any more nonces, kiddy-fiddlers, or small-bean regarders!""And what about very old friends?"
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 11 Apr 2025, 14:11,
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We had one of those furores recentlyThe guy who was doxxing the supposed paedo was a total knob-end though, so he was mainly ignored on principle.
Wonder if anyone got molested due to our collective negligence?
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Invisible Wizard - 11th Level MERPer, Fri 11 Apr 2025, 13:22,
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