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Praise Helios, Lord of the Sun Chariot! His firey journey begineth anon!
- alt: What have you pissed on recently that you should not have?
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Fri 11 Apr 2025, 6:34, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8443401
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 11 Apr 2025, 6:46, Reply)
morning
my own foot
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Fri 11 Apr 2025, 6:48, Reply)
^12 inches

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 11 Apr 2025, 6:51, Reply)
FOOTPISS

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 11 Apr 2025, 7:30, Reply)
ian botham's footpenis

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 11 Apr 2025, 8:39, Reply)
I like this

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Apr 2025, 13:01, Reply)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 11 Apr 2025, 7:42, Reply)
Which line-up?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 11 Apr 2025, 8:10, Reply)
Trevor Horne on vocals

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 11 Apr 2025, 9:45, Reply)
Good call.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 11 Apr 2025, 10:01, Reply)
oh fuck no fucking buggles

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Apr 2025, 14:44, Reply)
Everyone’s chips

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 11 Apr 2025, 8:17, Reply)
Morning
I've only pissed in the toilet, like a normal person.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 11 Apr 2025, 8:46, Reply)
Someone's left shoe in a service station urinal
soz mate
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 11 Apr 2025, 8:46, Reply)
lol that's alright, it was all in good fun lol

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 11 Apr 2025, 9:47, Reply)
Your revenue stream.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 11 Apr 2025, 8:47, Reply)
Great news guys!
I'm not constipated any more!
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 11 Apr 2025, 8:58, Reply)
Congratulations on your massive shit!
-on
-r
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Fri 11 Apr 2025, 9:45, Reply)
Cgatulations, mm

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 11 Apr 2025, 9:54, Reply)
RIP monster munch xx

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 11 Apr 2025, 10:28, Reply)
Morning Friday fuck yeah whallop

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 11 Apr 2025, 9:37, Reply)
Actually, to answer your question
I do sometimes do a wee in the compost for nitrogen goodness.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 11 Apr 2025, 9:47, Reply)

for while off my face on
gen goodness us oxide
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 11 Apr 2025, 9:58, Reply)
Natch

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 11 Apr 2025, 10:03, Reply)
S+

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 11 Apr 2025, 12:15, Reply)
Could have pissed on the campervan fire next door, but it wouldn't have made much difference.
CCTV showed that it was deliberately set alight by one or two men with two jerry cans of petrol. One of them managed to get some on his puffa jacket and set his arm on fire, so that's something.

The local paper posted a video on Facebook, and despite my better judgement I had a look at the comments. They're about 70% jokes about Nicola Sturgeon (understandable, if crushingly predictable), 25% people ranting about how it must have been an electric vehicle (it wasn't), 2% someone moaning about how he stopped to have a look and the owner was rude to him (well yeah, fuck off rubbernecker) and 3% people actually commiserating and hoping everyone's OK.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 11 Apr 2025, 11:25, Reply)
On the FB group in my old village in the shire
It seems as though a released sex offender has been housed there and his identity & address are now known by all.

Looking forward to the inevitable news report of a violent assault!
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 11 Apr 2025, 11:34, Reply)
That was me m8

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 11 Apr 2025, 11:53, Reply)
Phew! That's good, because at least you'll know about this Top Tip.
b3ta.com/questions/toptips/post2638013
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 11 Apr 2025, 12:00, Reply)
Alright, Richard

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 11 Apr 2025, 12:04, Reply)
No real nonces pls

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 11 Apr 2025, 12:14, Reply)
Hobbiton is much edgier than it used to be.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 11 Apr 2025, 12:40, Reply)
"No, thank you! We don't want any more nonces, kiddy-fiddlers, or small-bean regarders!"
"And what about very old friends?"
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 11 Apr 2025, 14:11, Reply)
We had one of those furores recently
The guy who was doxxing the supposed paedo was a total knob-end though, so he was mainly ignored on principle.
Wonder if anyone got molested due to our collective negligence?
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Fri 11 Apr 2025, 13:22, Reply)
I did.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 11 Apr 2025, 13:26, Reply)