4) you have dutch elm disease

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 13 Apr 2025, 16:33, archived)

I was going to add an axe
too dark pos.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Apr 2025, 16:34, archived)

5) A dog is pissing on you

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sun 13 Apr 2025, 20:12, archived)

i'm already surrounded by shits so

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sun 13 Apr 2025, 20:19, archived)