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well I'm having a fucking awful afternoon after an optimistic start to the day
Tears and shouting and i don't actually think i want to leave the house ever again.

You?
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sun 13 Apr 2025, 15:17, archived)
ps. happy birthday broadsword
Sorry for ruining that but i ruin everything apparently so i can make no exceptions
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sun 13 Apr 2025, 15:18, archived)
fuck off then

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sun 13 Apr 2025, 15:31, archived)
Hello MiseryCunt

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 13 Apr 2025, 15:43, archived)
alrite

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sun 13 Apr 2025, 19:19, archived)
oh piss off then
you big nosed rubber faced bastard
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sun 13 Apr 2025, 20:08, archived)
Do you need a hug? I think you need a hug.
I would like to offer you a hug in what is clearly a difficult time for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 13 Apr 2025, 20:09, archived)
i'd rather pull out my big toenails and shove them under my eyelids

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sun 13 Apr 2025, 20:20, archived)
Ok well the offer remains open.
Or alternatively, fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 13 Apr 2025, 20:26, archived)
oh charming.
fuck you an all you big shit gay nob
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sun 13 Apr 2025, 20:29, archived)
love you

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 13 Apr 2025, 20:34, archived)
i can't feel love anymore. sorry.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sun 13 Apr 2025, 20:36, archived)
how about now
*squeezes*
*tickles behind ear*
*gently pats each tentacle*
*varnishes hooves*
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 13 Apr 2025, 20:48, archived)
nothing. soz.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sun 13 Apr 2025, 21:15, archived)
oh I'm sorry I'm going to try again and really concentrate this time
it would help quite a bit I think if you could take that glass cloche off you tbh
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 13 Apr 2025, 21:40, archived)
i can't. very difficult to remove a cloche from the inside.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sun 13 Apr 2025, 21:45, archived)
aHA!
*takes cloche off for you*
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 13 Apr 2025, 21:51, archived)
now i feel exposed

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sun 13 Apr 2025, 23:07, archived)
yessssss you feel something YOU FEEL SOMETHING \o/ \o/ \o/

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 14 Apr 2025, 13:55, archived)
Whay the fuck is up

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 13 Apr 2025, 16:09, archived)
oh i've upset my mum whilst putting a pipe into her butt

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sun 13 Apr 2025, 19:19, archived)
ceci n'est pas normale

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Apr 2025, 19:28, archived)
i know
normally she loves it
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sun 13 Apr 2025, 19:30, archived)
drainpipe and water butt, obvs

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sun 13 Apr 2025, 19:31, archived)
lol butt

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 13 Apr 2025, 20:58, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sun 13 Apr 2025, 21:17, archived)
Well that doesn't sound very good

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 13 Apr 2025, 16:20, archived)
b3ta, you mean

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 13 Apr 2025, 16:31, archived)
1) your moods are leaves, they change quickly. 2) you're a branch, you change more slowly, but you experience the frequent changes of the leaves.
3) there's a trunk.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Apr 2025, 16:31, archived)
4) you have dutch elm disease

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 13 Apr 2025, 16:33, archived)
I was going to add an axe
too dark pos.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Apr 2025, 16:34, archived)
5) A dog is pissing on you

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sun 13 Apr 2025, 20:12, archived)
i'm already surrounded by shits so

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sun 13 Apr 2025, 20:19, archived)
His bark is worse than his bite.
His posts are worse than Andrei Chikatilo.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 13 Apr 2025, 17:53, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Apr 2025, 19:25, archived)
You're saying he should make like a tree and leave?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 13 Apr 2025, 17:57, archived)
Get outta here

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Apr 2025, 19:27, archived)
u ok hun?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 13 Apr 2025, 16:32, archived)
i mean, he has a serious tree disease, you said so yourself

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Apr 2025, 16:36, archived)
what a sap

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 13 Apr 2025, 16:37, archived)
Serious as cankers

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 13 Apr 2025, 18:02, archived)
a bit sallow tbh

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sun 13 Apr 2025, 19:21, archived)
is sallow another name for willow which is a tree ms?
-why yes it is my young wildlife wibbler, often more bushy, but like Goat Sallow which is a tree and food for the amazing Purple Emperor butterfly!
wow how super amazing and clever and funny you are. you're the best.
-cheers. i'm mc not ms btw. who the fuck is writing this shit
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sun 13 Apr 2025, 20:31, archived)
lol bush

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Apr 2025, 21:51, archived)
I am treely sorry for your lots

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 13 Apr 2025, 17:58, archived)
fanx m8

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sun 13 Apr 2025, 19:21, archived)
The twins got pissed last night
So I've confiscated the rest of their vodka. As they drank 2 crates of bud and a bottle of amaretto, there's quite a lot of vodka left. I think that counts as having a good day.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 13 Apr 2025, 18:00, archived)

devito is a notorious bingeface
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sun 13 Apr 2025, 19:34, archived)