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I have to do an online course for speeding.
From the photos, I was maybe 20 feet inside the 30 limit zone, and I'd already slowed from 60 down to 41. There's one of those light up speed signs 30 yards further up the road, and it clocked me at 31 or so by the time it saw me.

Hoqwever, my laptop works fine :P
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 17:09, archived)
My course is on counter terrorism
Because being a cleaner means I have to be very careful, apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 17:39, archived)
watch out for foreign cunts looking well dodge
don't answer any questions like 'is this a good spot to put my boom box?' or 'when you you guys knock off?' or 'is this door always left open?'
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 17:40, archived)
No boom boxes in the building
You can't get in without a security pass and almost every cunt has gone home by the time I start work
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 17:53, archived)
oh god. you're the gatekeeper.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 17:57, archived)
Are you the keymaster?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 19:43, archived)
no.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 20:41, archived)
Cleaner? Like Léon?

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 17:41, archived)
..........no

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 17:52, archived)
..........sure

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 17:57, archived)
You really do though. Discarded neurotoxins, bin bombs, bag bombs...
...Defending against sword attacks with a Henry, all things a cleaner needs to know about. You may also learn how to get the bomb squad to safely dispose of any shit you don't fancy tidying up yourself.

Are you with a union? Please be with a union. Unison were good to me when I was a cleaner.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 17:56, archived)
I'm with unite

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 19:44, archived)
Good good.
Will the laptop screen polish out?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 21:23, archived)
No, it's fucked
Total spider web
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 21:56, archived)
Trust you to worry about bin-bombs.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 20 Apr 2025, 20:02, archived)
You can trust me.
Trust me.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 21:25, archived)