honestly it strikes me that everyone here is so fixated on
and horrified by The Body that the personal hygiene situation is not one of under-, but in fact one of over-washing, with most scrubbing themselves in a terrified frenzy multiple times a day
( vladimir, Wed 30 Apr 2025, 10:21, Reply)

^definitely has perineum-parmesan

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 30 Apr 2025, 10:23, Reply)

you're drawn, though, aren't you. fascinated, like a moth sighting an outside light
just flutter a little closer. what harm could it do. don't worry about that strange smell, it's definitely not your wings burning
( vladimir, Wed 30 Apr 2025, 10:31, Reply)

Are people really horrified by Jesse "The Body" Ventura?
Is that because he successfully moved from professional wrestling into acting and then politics?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 30 Apr 2025, 10:48, Reply)

and a massive conspiracy theorist

( $$ ✅, Wed 30 Apr 2025, 10:50, Reply)

Yeah well you would say that since you're one of those lizard people that did 9/11.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 30 Apr 2025, 11:02, Reply)

I likes it when he says he's a god damn sexual tyrannosaurus
lol
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 30 Apr 2025, 11:28, Reply)