HAPPY MAY MORNING!
MAY the sun shine on you all summer and MAY your harvest be rich and bountiful, and store well, right through all the dark bits
( vladimir, Thu 1 May 2025, 6:25, archived)

Cheers

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 1 May 2025, 6:36, archived)

:)

( vladimir, Thu 1 May 2025, 6:46, archived)

i'd be too hot i wouldn't like that

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Thu 1 May 2025, 7:09, archived)

yeah you would don’t lie

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 1 May 2025, 7:20, archived)

then, just for you, instead I wish
just the correct amount of sun
heat enough for you to relish
but not so much it isn't fun
( vladimir, Thu 1 May 2025, 8:51, archived)

(because, of course, when far away
the sun makes life and days and hay
but if too close you'd somehow flown
it'd burn the flesh clean off your bones
then powder them with hot persistence
some things are best loved from a distance)
( vladimir, Thu 1 May 2025, 8:58, archived)

But some are best to love up-close
Like hot tea from your favourite mug
Or people that we like the most
By giving them a special hug
And then your day cannot be bad
Because you had a hug with vlad

…imir
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 1 May 2025, 9:11, archived)

OMG
*HUGSSSSS*
*dies, simply dies clean away of joy*
( vladimir, Thu 1 May 2025, 9:18, archived)

lol bum

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 May 2025, 12:58, archived)

I had to concentrate so hard not to type bum instead of burn SO HARD

( vladimir, Thu 1 May 2025, 13:02, archived)

lol hard

( vladimir, Thu 1 May 2025, 13:02, archived)

like an erect member
or a corpse
( vladimir, Thu 1 May 2025, 13:03, archived)

but why have to choose

( vladimir, Thu 1 May 2025, 13:03, archived)

my bits are a little darker as it happens

(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Thu 1 May 2025, 8:30, archived)

Same. I think that comes with age

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 1 May 2025, 8:31, archived)

probably down to lack of use
If you're not careful they'll shrivel up and fall off. Use it or lose it m8
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 May 2025, 17:17, archived)

beautiful

( vladimir, Thu 1 May 2025, 8:48, archived)

This is the sort of uplifting post I can get behind
or in front of, or beside, or wherever the most supportive place is to be regarding this post.

Morning everyone.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 1 May 2025, 8:50, archived)

all those places sound just fine

( vladimir, Thu 1 May 2025, 13:22, archived)