It's amusing to me that there is a meat-based food called 'head cheese', which I can actually imagine Queef trying to make at home.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Head_cheese
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 5 May 2025, 17:45, Reply)

Oh

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 5 May 2025, 17:57, Reply)

This place would be dead on its arse if I stopped posting.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 5 May 2025, 18:35, Reply)

A "dairy free" cheese?
May not be suitable for vegans.
( Invisible Wizard - 11th Level MERPer, Mon 5 May 2025, 18:58, Reply)

what about a cheesy free dare?

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Mon 5 May 2025, 20:07, Reply)

well get this, right, it's going to blow your mind,
there is also an actual cheese known as flower cheese www.truefoodies.com/world-cheese-encyclopaedia/tag/Anthotyros#
( vladimir, Mon 5 May 2025, 18:24, Reply)

Sounds pretty tasty actually.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 5 May 2025, 18:31, Reply)

it's lovely
( vladimir, Mon 5 May 2025, 19:08, Reply)

I heard a story about someone trying that and finding a tooth in it
This is my favorite cheese out of all the cheeses that are covered in old plaster crumbs.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 5 May 2025, 18:36, Reply)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guffing
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 5 May 2025, 18:46, Reply)

"Fart" redirects here. For usage of the term, see Fart (word). For other uses, see Fart (disambiguation).

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 5 May 2025, 18:52, Reply)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flatulist
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 5 May 2025, 18:53, Reply)

My niece is a flautist
So far, she hasn't been booked for the wrong gig.
( Invisible Wizard - 11th Level MERPer, Mon 5 May 2025, 18:56, Reply)

I always wondered what Queef looked like

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 5 May 2025, 19:03, Reply)

Gareth Hale's stunt double?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 5 May 2025, 19:50, Reply)

The term He-gassen (屁合戦), "farting competitions", is applied to Edo-period art scrolls depicting flatulence.[citation needed]
He-gassen is garold's flatulist name
LOL
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 5 May 2025, 20:53, Reply)

OH LAWD, HE GASSEN!

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 5 May 2025, 22:09, Reply)

garold: could I BE passing any more gas?! *laughter*

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 5 May 2025, 22:42, Reply)

I believe it's what we would call brawn

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 5 May 2025, 21:09, Reply)