I broke my phone. I got a new one. Fucking hell setting one of these cunts up is like old school buying a new pc. 2 hours I think it's took. Too old for this shit?

( mongychops, Tue 6 May 2025, 19:28, archived)

I'm with tesco mobile
Any time I need a new phone, they sort it out in-store in about 20 minutes, with everything transferred to the new phone.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 6 May 2025, 19:32, archived)

I was a cheap cable away from being able to do that.

( mongychops, Tue 6 May 2025, 19:44, archived)

Isn't it always the way?

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 6 May 2025, 19:45, archived)

away?

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Tue 6 May 2025, 19:53, archived)

One of my wife's sisters called yesterday to pressure her into getting an iPhone because she's now the last one on Android
Probably have a full-scale intervention soon.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 May 2025, 19:37, archived)

I've only ever owned an iPod nano. Not sure what those hippy's are up to now

( mongychops, Tue 6 May 2025, 19:47, archived)

Dude, how many wifes have you got?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 6 May 2025, 20:27, archived)

How many are you looking to buy?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 May 2025, 21:18, archived)

Are you open to a bulk discount?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 6 May 2025, 21:26, archived)

if you're open to bulky wives

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 May 2025, 21:32, archived)

I think we have ourselves a deal.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 6 May 2025, 21:45, archived)

Throw in some 11p ham

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 6 May 2025, 22:55, archived)

A leaked CIA study reveals a 7-minute sound that attracts wealth effortlessly! 🎧✨🔊 Listen now

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 May 2025, 2:50, archived)

*parp*

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 7 May 2025, 10:56, archived)

alright Henry VIII

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 6 May 2025, 20:34, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8335962
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 6 May 2025, 21:28, archived)

Yeah it's a fucking arse ache eh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 6 May 2025, 19:40, archived)

Wouldn't let me log in here a few times. A few times! That's how much I care and should be made mod pope

( mongychops, Tue 6 May 2025, 19:45, archived)

totes AND blates

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 6 May 2025, 19:48, archived)

Get in that conclave and beat the bishop

( mongychops, Tue 6 May 2025, 19:52, archived)

i'm sending some smoke up the chimney right now

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 May 2025, 19:50, archived)

do you mind i'm trying to relax

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Tue 6 May 2025, 19:54, archived)

doesn't google just migrate all your apps etc to the new phopne when you sign in?
that's what happened to me i thought it was pretty painless tbh
( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Tue 6 May 2025, 19:52, archived)

I deny permission for most stuff. Like saying no.

( mongychops, Tue 6 May 2025, 20:16, archived)

This banana bread I’ve made has given me the raging toots

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 6 May 2025, 22:08, archived)

put a banging donk on it

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 May 2025, 0:35, archived)