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I broke my phone. I got a new one. Fucking hell setting one of these cunts up is like old school buying a new pc. 2 hours I think it's took. Too old for this shit?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 6 May 2025, 19:28, Reply)
I'm with tesco mobile
Any time I need a new phone, they sort it out in-store in about 20 minutes, with everything transferred to the new phone.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 6 May 2025, 19:32, Reply)
I was a cheap cable away from being able to do that.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 6 May 2025, 19:44, Reply)
Isn't it always the way?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 6 May 2025, 19:45, Reply)
away?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Tue 6 May 2025, 19:53, Reply)
One of my wife's sisters called yesterday to pressure her into getting an iPhone because she's now the last one on Android
Probably have a full-scale intervention soon.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 May 2025, 19:37, Reply)
I've only ever owned an iPod nano. Not sure what those hippy's are up to now

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 6 May 2025, 19:47, Reply)
Dude, how many wifes have you got?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 6 May 2025, 20:27, Reply)
How many are you looking to buy?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 May 2025, 21:18, Reply)
Are you open to a bulk discount?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 6 May 2025, 21:26, Reply)
if you're open to bulky wives

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 May 2025, 21:32, Reply)
I think we have ourselves a deal.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 6 May 2025, 21:45, Reply)
Throw in some 11p ham

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 6 May 2025, 22:55, Reply)
A leaked CIA study reveals a 7-minute sound that attracts wealth effortlessly! 🎧✨🔊 Listen now

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 May 2025, 2:50, Reply)
*parp*

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 7 May 2025, 10:56, Reply)
alright Henry VIII

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 6 May 2025, 20:34, Reply)

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(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 6 May 2025, 21:28, Reply)
Yeah it's a fucking arse ache eh

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 6 May 2025, 19:40, Reply)
Wouldn't let me log in here a few times. A few times! That's how much I care and should be made mod pope

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 6 May 2025, 19:45, Reply)
totes AND blates

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 6 May 2025, 19:48, Reply)
Get in that conclave and beat the bishop

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 6 May 2025, 19:52, Reply)
i'm sending some smoke up the chimney right now

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 May 2025, 19:50, Reply)
do you mind i'm trying to relax

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Tue 6 May 2025, 19:54, Reply)
doesn't google just migrate all your apps etc to the new phopne when you sign in?
that's what happened to me i thought it was pretty painless tbh
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Tue 6 May 2025, 19:52, Reply)
I deny permission for most stuff. Like saying no.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 6 May 2025, 20:16, Reply)
This banana bread I’ve made has given me the raging toots

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 6 May 2025, 22:08, Reply)
put a banging donk on it

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 May 2025, 0:35, Reply)