*pact

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 26 May 2025, 12:20, archived)

great coffee amirite

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 May 2025, 12:25, archived)

gosh yes

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 26 May 2025, 12:42, archived)

I was asked how many more times I would buy coffee that *wasn't* from Pact,
and I replied "Nonce more. I will always buy Pact Coffee, and nonce more will I buy any other coffee than Pact."
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 26 May 2025, 13:24, archived)

that's enough for the nonce

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 May 2025, 14:33, archived)

What do you call a Pact Coffee employee who abruptly tries to sell you shares in his company, apropos of nothing?
A nonce-equitor.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 26 May 2025, 14:52, archived)

i've put you on ignore for this

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 May 2025, 22:49, archived)

No, there was a pack of them
Like lemmings
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 26 May 2025, 12:29, archived)

-lemmings +Sardines in a Crushd Tin Box

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 May 2025, 14:32, archived)

alright Thom, is this about cars crashing again by any chance

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 26 May 2025, 16:25, archived)

did i tell you about the time an airbag saved my life?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 May 2025, 17:00, archived)

DJ airbag

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Mon 26 May 2025, 20:00, archived)

DJ Dreads

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 May 2025, 20:27, archived)