morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 26 May 2025, 8:53, Reply)

Sympathy "Yes"

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 26 May 2025, 10:06, Reply)

Jon Andersorry

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 26 May 2025, 10:21, Reply)

I assumed he'd died, was thinking, why not Andersgone?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 May 2025, 11:47, Reply)

He should have a sex change and enter a suicide pack with their male child, so he could be GONE, AND 'ER SON

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 26 May 2025, 11:53, Reply)

It is irritating when celebrities neglect to make the necessary lifestyle changes to make their deaths pun-worthy.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 26 May 2025, 11:54, Reply)

*pact

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 26 May 2025, 12:20, Reply)

great coffee amirite

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 May 2025, 12:25, Reply)

gosh yes

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 26 May 2025, 12:42, Reply)

I was asked how many more times I would buy coffee that *wasn't* from Pact,
and I replied "Nonce more. I will always buy Pact Coffee, and nonce more will I buy any other coffee than Pact."
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 26 May 2025, 13:24, Reply)

that's enough for the nonce

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 May 2025, 14:33, Reply)

What do you call a Pact Coffee employee who abruptly tries to sell you shares in his company, apropos of nothing?
A nonce-equitor.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 26 May 2025, 14:52, Reply)

i've put you on ignore for this

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 May 2025, 22:49, Reply)

No, there was a pack of them
Like lemmings
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 26 May 2025, 12:29, Reply)

-lemmings +Sardines in a Crushd Tin Box

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 May 2025, 14:32, Reply)

alright Thom, is this about cars crashing again by any chance

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 26 May 2025, 16:25, Reply)

did i tell you about the time an airbag saved my life?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 May 2025, 17:00, Reply)

DJ airbag

(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Mon 26 May 2025, 20:00, Reply)

DJ Dreads

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 May 2025, 20:27, Reply)

off to the beach in a bit

(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Mon 26 May 2025, 10:45, Reply)

I'm at work for at least a few more hours
Hawkwind tonight at the Barbican though, then off til Thurs and am meeting my sister and her husband for some Michelin scran 2moz. I don't feel too short-changed
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 26 May 2025, 10:59, Reply)

not that you asked

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 26 May 2025, 11:21, Reply)

yeah, conversations aren't transactional though
I'm working a night shift later. 1st I've done in this job, extra money will be useful
(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Mon 26 May 2025, 11:36, Reply)

working
n r
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later. 1st I've done in this job, extra money will be useful
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 26 May 2025, 12:21, Reply)

conversations are transactional, you're thinking of monologues

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 May 2025, 12:22, Reply)

love is contagious

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 26 May 2025, 16:17, Reply)

afternoon

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 26 May 2025, 12:17, Reply)

Sympathy "Yes"

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 26 May 2025, 14:20, Reply)