can we just keep it simple

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 13:53, Reply)

squimple

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 14:41, Reply)

^met a pieman

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 15:11, Reply)

oh man I want to be a pieman

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 15:13, Reply)

Oh, I want to be in a pie, man, like that hilarous film American Pie
where he done sexing with a pie.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 15:19, Reply)

man you're dead right! It really is a hilarious film!!
the man did a wank, oh wow that split my sides. haha, wanking!

can you believe it?
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 15:21, Reply)

I've not actually seen it tbh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 15:23, Reply)

Nor I.
are we bad people for taking the piss out of a work of art we've never appreciated?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 15:27, Reply)

I fear so

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 15:32, Reply)

But also, a fit bird got her kit off and done a wank, too.
Phwaor, eh?
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 3 Jun 2025, 16:22, Reply)

*something about mary*

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 18:11, Reply)

Kate and Sidney Pieman

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 15:22, Reply)