Toilet break time
what's it time for where you are? You can say "why, Garold, this is the time of the day I set aside for playing Debussy" or something else refined and genteel.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 12:48, archived)

It's Simon Squibb time

( $imon $quibb ✅, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 12:50, archived)

Is it always Simon Squibb time somewhere in the world?

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 13:39, archived)

can we just keep it simple

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 13:53, archived)

squimple

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 14:41, archived)

^met a pieman

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 15:11, archived)

oh man I want to be a pieman

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 15:13, archived)

Oh, I want to be in a pie, man, like that hilarous film American Pie
where he done sexing with a pie.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 15:19, archived)

man you're dead right! It really is a hilarious film!!
the man did a wank, oh wow that split my sides. haha, wanking!

can you believe it?
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 15:21, archived)

I've not actually seen it tbh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 15:23, archived)

Nor I.
are we bad people for taking the piss out of a work of art we've never appreciated?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 15:27, archived)

I fear so

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 15:32, archived)

But also, a fit bird got her kit off and done a wank, too.
Phwaor, eh?
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 3 Jun 2025, 16:22, archived)

*something about mary*

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 18:11, archived)

Kate and Sidney Pieman

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 15:22, archived)

good, i'm good with that, it's easy to understand

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 13:50, archived)

Cheers

( $imon $quibb ✅, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 14:21, archived)

$quibb

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 14:22, archived)

Cheers
Cheers
( $imon $quibb ✅, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 14:27, archived)

I'm on to you
only thought it fair to let you know.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 14:41, archived)

play eat Deb p
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 13:03, archived)

Regular as cockwork

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 13:39, archived)

when I say that rhythm is a sockjerk

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 14:03, archived)

You rang?

( Cock, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 14:15, archived)

no m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 15:14, archived)

Might wop em out for the lads

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 13:04, archived)

Bit racist.
People living in Italy, I mean. Especially the South African ones.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 13:06, archived)

Yes, yes and million times yes!

( $imon $quibb ✅, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 13:23, archived)

Standard

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 13:40, archived)

would it kill you to be happy for the rest of us

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 13:56, archived)

I am happy for the rest of you

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 14:48, archived)

i have of late, but wherefore I know not, lost all my mirth

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 18:10, archived)

Why, Garold, this is the time of the day I set aside for eating some lunch and staring into the middle distance.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 13:11, archived)

This is refined and geneel

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 13:40, archived)

Lunchtime

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 13:32, archived)

It heckin' is

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 13:40, archived)

Actually got to have the pepperoni pizza I wanted

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 14:13, archived)

My god, this is a WIN!

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 14:47, archived)

GEOTIME
Just watching a bit of Limmy with lunch thanks for asking.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 13:38, archived)

You dine alone

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 13:40, archived)

Can you say 'purple burglar alarm'?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 3 Jun 2025, 14:01, archived)

I loved his streams when he was trolling on games
but watching him play a game seriously is hard work
( $imon $quibb ✅, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 14:21, archived)

                                     ^a      or 
                                             an

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 15:05, archived)

his sketch shows were hilarious
why the silly cunt didnae keep daein them is beyond me
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 15:07, archived)

Garold, this is the time of day I set aside for a second cup of coffee, my aim today broadly speaking is to maybe be slightly less of a cunt than yesterday

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 13:50, archived)

I wish you success in your endeavour

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 14:47, archived)

it's not really working out, it never really does

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 18:15, archived)

why, Garold, this is the time of the day I set aside for doing the Friday quiz.
Where the fuck is it?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 14:31, archived)

Why don't you look down here?
*gestures at crotch*
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 14:47, archived)

1/7 looking at garold's crotch against your will

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 14:59, archived)

1/7", more like!!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 15:00, archived)

I didnt say MY crotch did I!

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 15:20, archived)

+y

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 15:21, archived)