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Toilet break time
what's it time for where you are? You can say "why, Garold, this is the time of the day I set aside for playing Debussy" or something else refined and genteel.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 12:48, archived)
It's Simon Squibb time

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 12:50, archived)
Is it always Simon Squibb time somewhere in the world?

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 13:39, archived)
can we just keep it simple

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 13:53, archived)
squimple

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 14:41, archived)
^met a pieman

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 15:11, archived)
oh man I want to be a pieman

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 15:13, archived)
Oh, I want to be in a pie, man, like that hilarous film American Pie
where he done sexing with a pie.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 15:19, archived)
man you're dead right! It really is a hilarious film!!
the man did a wank, oh wow that split my sides. haha, wanking!

can you believe it?
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 15:21, archived)
I've not actually seen it tbh

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 15:23, archived)
Nor I.
are we bad people for taking the piss out of a work of art we've never appreciated?
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 15:27, archived)
I fear so

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 15:32, archived)
But also, a fit bird got her kit off and done a wank, too.
Phwaor, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 3 Jun 2025, 16:22, archived)
*something about mary*

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 18:11, archived)
Kate and Sidney Pieman

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 15:22, archived)
good, i'm good with that, it's easy to understand

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 13:50, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 14:21, archived)
$quibb

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 14:22, archived)
Cheers
Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 14:27, archived)
I'm on to you
only thought it fair to let you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 14:41, archived)

play eat Deb p
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 13:03, archived)
Regular as cockwork

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 13:39, archived)
when I say that rhythm is a sockjerk

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 14:03, archived)
You rang?

(I helped save b3ta! Cock, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 14:15, archived)
no m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 15:14, archived)
Might wop em out for the lads

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 13:04, archived)
Bit racist.
People living in Italy, I mean. Especially the South African ones.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 13:06, archived)
Yes, yes and million times yes!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 13:23, archived)
Standard

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 13:40, archived)
would it kill you to be happy for the rest of us

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 13:56, archived)
I am happy for the rest of you

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 14:48, archived)
i have of late, but wherefore I know not, lost all my mirth

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 18:10, archived)
Why, Garold, this is the time of the day I set aside for eating some lunch and staring into the middle distance.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 13:11, archived)
This is refined and geneel

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 13:40, archived)
Lunchtime

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 13:32, archived)
It heckin' is

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 13:40, archived)
Actually got to have the pepperoni pizza I wanted

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 14:13, archived)
My god, this is a WIN!

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 14:47, archived)
GEOTIME
Just watching a bit of Limmy with lunch thanks for asking.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 13:38, archived)
You dine alone

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 13:40, archived)
Can you say 'purple burglar alarm'?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 3 Jun 2025, 14:01, archived)
I loved his streams when he was trolling on games
but watching him play a game seriously is hard work
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 14:21, archived) 

                                     ^a      or 
                                             an

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 15:05, archived)
his sketch shows were hilarious
why the silly cunt didnae keep daein them is beyond me
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 15:07, archived)
Garold, this is the time of day I set aside for a second cup of coffee, my aim today broadly speaking is to maybe be slightly less of a cunt than yesterday

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 13:50, archived)
I wish you success in your endeavour

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 14:47, archived)
it's not really working out, it never really does

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 18:15, archived)
why, Garold, this is the time of the day I set aside for doing the Friday quiz.
Where the fuck is it?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 14:31, archived)
Why don't you look down here?
*gestures at crotch*
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 14:47, archived)
1/7 looking at garold's crotch against your will

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 14:59, archived)
1/7", more like!!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 15:00, archived)
I didnt say MY crotch did I!

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 15:20, archived)
+y

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 15:21, archived)