a bloke at work told me that he's been making cheese on toast in the toaster for years
says he turns the toaster on its side. i just hope he was trying to wind me up.
he didn't get a rise out of me because i honestly don't care if he dies in a fire.
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 20:54, archived)

I'm imagining him being found dead, a charred skeleton, with a coating of melted cheese covering the front of his skull, where his face used to be.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 8 Jun 2025, 22:33, archived)

why not say, with a coating of melted cheese covering the front of his skull, where his brand new face is
more upbeat innit
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 23:03, archived)

heatbeat
why do you skip when the melty cheese sticks to me
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 23:12, archived)