So very, very smeggy
Not really, hullo
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 14:46, archived)

starting my work day in a few mins

(sticklebrlcks 💅, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 14:48, archived)

I finished my work day a few mins ago

(sticklebrlcks 💅, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 21:39, archived)

super

( MiseryCunt, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 22:06, archived)

your job seems really easy I'm not tired at all

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 23:17, archived)

probably works in a car park
nothing wrong with that as long as you don't take your work home with you
( MiseryCunt, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 23:35, archived)

Pissing down here
might give a rhino a reach-around
( Cheers Cheers, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 15:40, archived)

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(sticklebrlcks 💅, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 16:02, archived)

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( Cheers Cheers, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 16:13, archived)

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(sticklebrlcks 💅, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 18:35, archived)

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( MiseryCunt, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 21:08, archived)

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(sticklebrlcks 💅, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 21:40, archived)

do me every day frot fox?

( MiseryCunt, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 21:41, archived)

Prolly parp on a peacock

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 17:36, archived)

Hello
Can't stop yawning today
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 16:31, archived)

Just made a 7/10 roast beef
Couple of unsatisfactory elements
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 17:35, archived)

Did you forget the selenium and add too much boron?
Bit of a rookie error there, m2^3.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 8 Jun 2025, 17:43, archived)

No, the elements on the bar heater he tried to cook it on top of

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 19:01, archived)

OOOOOH

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 8 Jun 2025, 20:14, archived)

a bloke at work told me that he's been making cheese on toast in the toaster for years
says he turns the toaster on its side. i just hope he was trying to wind me up.
he didn't get a rise out of me because i honestly don't care if he dies in a fire.
( MiseryCunt, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 20:54, archived)

I'm imagining him being found dead, a charred skeleton, with a coating of melted cheese covering the front of his skull, where his face used to be.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 8 Jun 2025, 22:33, archived)

why not say, with a coating of melted cheese covering the front of his skull, where his brand new face is
more upbeat innit
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 23:03, archived)

heatbeat
why do you skip when the melty cheese sticks to me
( MiseryCunt, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 23:12, archived)

I think I've more or less recovered
What a day
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 19:51, archived)

Might trombone a tortoise

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 8 Jun 2025, 20:25, archived)