I've heard of hats
So unless it's a completely unknown variety of hat, no you haven't.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 13:59, archived)

i totally have ok, it has an inverted bowl-like structure with a 'brim' around it

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 14:00, archived)

You need to give it a catchy name, like a "brimmer" or a "brimjob" or something.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 14:09, archived)

bowllocks

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 14:45, archived)

a bowl for your locks, hence the name: hat

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 15:49, archived)

Bin dun. It's how many cultures carry foreign aid around

( mongychops, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 16:01, archived)