I wonder what Nick Heyward of 'Haircut 100' is up to today

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 10:21, archived)

Whatever it is, I bet he's having a 'Fantastic Day'!!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 10:23, archived)

I just irl lol'd out loud on the floor laughing at this fr

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 10:27, archived)

Alright, Lou Reed

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 11 Jun 2025, 10:33, archived)

Licking

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 10:30, archived)

What, shots?
De chalice?

Probably both if I know Nick!
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 10:45, archived)

Fucked if I know, mate.
I just reckon he's licking something.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 11:00, archived)

a boom-boom down, most likely

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 12:44, archived)

my love pump

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 12:47, archived)

He's making pancakes

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 11:04, archived)

that's just *so* Nick
pancake mad, he is!
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 12:42, archived)

He's quite fond of a flapjack, too
But never give him crumpets, unless you want to see him cry-wanking into his pancake batter
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 13:12, archived)

i do

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 13:56, archived)

IBYDYDOB

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 14:00, archived)

Use a whisk, you 80s music icon, you!

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 14:29, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8449281
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 11:14, archived)

yeah, up on Hampstead Heath, the dirty old bollocks
he's there so often, there's a campaign to rename it 'Heyward's Heath'
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 12:46, archived)

Was he in haircut 100 too?

( mongychops, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 11:34, archived)

HELL yes
I'd argue that he *was* that band, not just in it. That's why I have a 'NO HEYWARD, NO HAIRCUT' tattoo on my lower back.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 12:43, archived)

I was going to do a strikethrough
so you were saying no 50p no handjob but lost the energy halfway through.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 14:48, archived)

so you were saying no 50p no hand +blow
but lost the energy halfway through. boss?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 15:24, archived)

See this is the sort of energy we need
more young go getters like Two Hats will get /chat back on its feet.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 16:52, archived)

I've invented a hat

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 13:54, archived)

I've heard of hats
So unless it's a completely unknown variety of hat, no you haven't.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 13:59, archived)

i totally have ok, it has an inverted bowl-like structure with a 'brim' around it

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 14:00, archived)

You need to give it a catchy name, like a "brimmer" or a "brimjob" or something.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 14:09, archived)

bowllocks

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 14:45, archived)

a bowl for your locks, hence the name: hat

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 15:49, archived)

Bin dun. It's how many cultures carry foreign aid around

( mongychops, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 16:01, archived)

no way

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 15:25, archived)

I AM WEARING THE HAT

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 15:47, archived)

Alright Posh Spice

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 20:14, archived)

👍🏻👍🏻

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 2:15, archived)

Probably wanking round Lambeth

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 14:08, archived)

Katrina and the Wavezzz

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 14:27, archived)

feat. Gazza

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 15:51, archived)

Huw Edwards' finest moment

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 16:19, archived)