I assume by that you actually mean "not wanking."

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 12 Jun 2025, 21:17, archived)

where there's a will there's a way
i fucked a rubber glove when i was in hospital in a wheelchair as a teenager
( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 21:18, archived)

a rubber glove when i was in hospital in a wheelchair as

+ /rabid rodent
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 21:56, archived)

they thought you were waving at them

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 13 Jun 2025, 2:15, archived)