Cunts, what do you imagine the worst thing about having two wrists in plaster? I'll be doing scores

( mongychops, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 20:18, archived)

having an itchy wrist?

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 20:19, archived)

4

( mongychops, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 21:59, archived)

wanking?

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 20:19, archived)

I assume by that you actually mean "not wanking."

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 12 Jun 2025, 21:17, archived)

where there's a will there's a way
i fucked a rubber glove when i was in hospital in a wheelchair as a teenager
( MiseryCunt, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 21:18, archived)

a rubber glove when i was in hospital in a wheelchair as

+ /rabid rodent
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 21:56, archived)

they thought you were waving at them

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 13 Jun 2025, 2:15, archived)

3

( mongychops, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 21:59, archived)

wiping your arse?

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 20:20, archived)

6

( mongychops, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 22:00, archived)

having an itchy anus?

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 20:21, archived)

5

( mongychops, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 22:00, archived)

The indignity of using a head dobber?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 12 Jun 2025, 20:23, archived)

0

( mongychops, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 22:00, archived)

doing press ups?

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 20:23, archived)

archery?

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 20:29, archived)

assembling a bivvy?

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 20:29, archived)

Everyone assuming you're some kind of massive spastic?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 20:35, archived)

assuming

( MiseryCunt, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 21:06, archived)

The disgusting smell?

(SILOUSER40, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 20:37, archived)

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO TALK TO MONGY LIKE THAT

( MiseryCunt, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 21:07, archived)

SILOUSER40
Turtle power!
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 13 Jun 2025, 6:24, archived)

Juggling?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 20:45, archived)

bitch-slapping hoes?

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 20:47, archived)

when i had two broken legs and a broken arm the worst thing was trying to get to and onto the toilet without being attacked by my mum's new husband's mental fucking dog
i reckon for you not being able to crochet has been quite the trauma
( MiseryCunt, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 21:03, archived)

fuck off then

( MiseryCunt, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 22:48, archived)

The Jews

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 21:06, archived)

goes without saying m8

( MiseryCunt, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 21:15, archived)

How are they being allowed to do this? 10

( mongychops, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 22:01, archived)

Shitty yo-yo tricks
You limp wristed bitch
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 12 Jun 2025, 21:37, archived)

poo and wee

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 22:01, archived)

Scoring these replies?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 22:02, archived)

Doctors banned you from fisting for 6 weeks?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 23:13, archived)

Your missus left you because you can no longer satisfy her needs? (see post above)

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 23:16, archived)

The radiation from all the x-rays has given you deadly bum cancer?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 23:17, archived)

You can't mince properly?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 23:18, archived)

Trying to roll a decent joint mongy

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 23:20, archived)

Having people ask you constantly what you did and having to explain it yet again?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 13 Jun 2025, 0:06, archived)