Maybe i should try this again: HELLO! fellow b3tans. Would it be possible to be accepted in to this great (but small) exclusive gentlemans club once more like the good old days?
or are there too many strange handshakes, and too many dubious, thorough, rigorous and lengthy training tasks that will be required to prove my allegiance?
( Cock BANNED from /talk, Sat 14 Jun 2025, 16:58, archived)

We don't take kindly to your type round here
Or something
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 14 Jun 2025, 17:35, archived)

mods!

( Cock BANNED from /talk, Sat 14 Jun 2025, 19:39, archived)

What good old days? Are you an old b3tan with a new account?
Dunno who you are, soz.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 14 Jun 2025, 19:36, archived)

back in the day, talk was part of the main site, but since things got a bit fruity, i think Rob decided to just hide it and let it die a slow death.
Aside from the die-hards abusing each other each day, I see there's not much left.
I thought I could just gatecrash my way back in.

I used to have many heated discussions with mongy and others, it was great!

I was not aware it still existed until for shits and giggles, I typed in the URL, and BINGO!

Also: happy candles etc. etc.
( Cock BANNED from /talk, Sat 14 Jun 2025, 19:41, archived)

I believe he was trying to woo some new advertiser or something
And hid /talk so they wouldn't see it. I'm sure someone told me that.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 14 Jun 2025, 20:48, archived)

Did he try to yay them and houpla them as well?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 14 Jun 2025, 20:53, archived)

Disgusting
But yes
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 14 Jun 2025, 22:50, archived)

Typical ladybird fingering ginger wanker,, rob I mean. Not Mr tea

( mongychops, Sat 14 Jun 2025, 20:58, archived)

Thanks for clarifying that.
If there's one thing I'm not, it's ginger.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 14 Jun 2025, 21:22, archived)

Don't drag me into this

( mongychops, Sat 14 Jun 2025, 20:55, archived)

ahh the good old days....

( Cock BANNED from /talk, Sat 14 Jun 2025, 21:36, archived)

I for one accept anyone on /talk
Unless they’re a paedo, a South African mental, or someone who likes showing off their distended rectum. If you’re none of the above, welcome back to the fold.

You’re probably a bellend for being here though, like everyone else. Especially me.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 14 Jun 2025, 19:43, archived)

forever in my hartz.

( Cock BANNED from /talk, Sat 14 Jun 2025, 19:46, archived)

Liz Hurley is still absolutely gorgeous at 60

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 14 Jun 2025, 20:01, archived)

I’m 75% of her age
and at least 7.5% as gorgeous as her.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 14 Jun 2025, 20:18, archived)

Bit of a non-sequitur, but you're not wrong.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 14 Jun 2025, 21:54, archived)

Well, I definitely don't pass the "gentlemen" thing

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 14 Jun 2025, 19:48, archived)

yah me neither. Genital man, I'm okay with.

( Cock BANNED from /talk, Sat 14 Jun 2025, 19:55, archived)

I fail that, too
Due to being a woman
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 14 Jun 2025, 20:01, archived)

My apologies. I thought this was a strict willy club only.

( Cock BANNED from /talk, Sat 14 Jun 2025, 20:43, archived)

Typical Cock.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 14 Jun 2025, 20:54, archived)

Fucksocks revives another account. It'll be different this time ...

( mongychops, Sat 14 Jun 2025, 21:00, archived)

I'm clean and sober now. New and improved.

( Cock BANNED from /talk, Sat 14 Jun 2025, 21:54, archived)

I'm not averse to the odd sausage club

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 14 Jun 2025, 22:05, archived)