I went to a bar mitzvah party last night
It was actually charming and a lot of fun.

Couldn't move for yids in there though, (wailing) wall to wall, I swear down
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 15 Jun 2025, 11:50, archived)

Mazel tov!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 15 Jun 2025, 11:55, archived)

I gave the lad a massive kukri*
He was delighted

*not a euphemism
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 15 Jun 2025, 11:58, archived)

I love my kukri
I use it for meal prep
which I learned how to do from a kukri book
(sticklebrlcks ❤️, Sun 15 Jun 2025, 12:22, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8450041
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 15 Jun 2025, 13:59, archived)

NO

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 15 Jun 2025, 14:20, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8449976
( Cheers Cheers, Sun 15 Jun 2025, 14:58, archived)

That pun was frankly Nepalling.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 15 Jun 2025, 15:44, archived)