morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 15 Jun 2025, 7:27, archived)

today can eff off

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 15 Jun 2025, 9:06, archived)

I'm off to look at a rock

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 15 Jun 2025, 9:21, archived)

r c
+to finally learn what one looks like
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 15 Jun 2025, 9:50, archived)

just needs a mirror tbh

(sticklebrlcks ❤️, Sun 15 Jun 2025, 10:18, archived)

Any particular rock?
And are you just going to appreciate its looks, or are you assessing it for some reason, or appraising it? Why are you looking at a rock on a Sunday? It’s Father’s Day, not Rock’s Day.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 15 Jun 2025, 10:55, archived)

It is a nice rock
Fathers' Day and Sunday are irrelevant to me
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 15 Jun 2025, 11:24, archived)

You take that back about Sunday.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 15 Jun 2025, 11:28, archived)

- look at
+ smoke
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 15 Jun 2025, 11:24, archived)

your religion sounds intriguing

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 15 Jun 2025, 13:58, archived)

German nosebleed techno or gtfo

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 15 Jun 2025, 10:54, archived)

or gtfo

Turtle power!
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 15 Jun 2025, 11:33, archived)

˶ˊᜊˋ˶

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 15 Jun 2025, 17:41, archived)

I went to a bar mitzvah party last night
It was actually charming and a lot of fun.

Couldn't move for yids in there though, (wailing) wall to wall, I swear down
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 15 Jun 2025, 11:50, archived)

Mazel tov!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 15 Jun 2025, 11:55, archived)

I gave the lad a massive kukri*
He was delighted

*not a euphemism
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 15 Jun 2025, 11:58, archived)

I love my kukri
I use it for meal prep
which I learned how to do from a kukri book
(sticklebrlcks ❤️, Sun 15 Jun 2025, 12:22, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8450041
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 15 Jun 2025, 13:59, archived)

NO

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 15 Jun 2025, 14:20, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8449976
( Cheers Cheers, Sun 15 Jun 2025, 14:58, archived)

That pun was frankly Nepalling.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 15 Jun 2025, 15:44, archived)

I will track this person down, and murder them
www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1lbxhjx/why_are_pirates_called_pirates/
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 15 Jun 2025, 11:55, archived)

do you know a pirate's favourite letter of the alphabet?

(sticklebrlcks ❤️, Sun 15 Jun 2025, 12:23, archived)

Fuck off
I mean it, fucking fuck off
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 15 Jun 2025, 12:46, archived)

Haha, which Northern Irish county do pirates like best?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 15 Jun 2025, 12:58, archived)

pirates fave footy team?
that used to have their favorite manager?
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 15 Jun 2025, 14:06, archived)

What lemonade brand is their favourite?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 15 Jun 2025, 17:09, archived)

that they drink at aaaaarf time
oops
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 15 Jun 2025, 17:37, archived)

What's their favourite convenience shop?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 15 Jun 2025, 17:16, archived)

How about a pirate's favourite paedophile R&B singer?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 15 Jun 2025, 17:44, archived)

+B
-&
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 15 Jun 2025, 18:08, archived)

They found a fossilised pirate on Digging for Britain, what did he get stuck in?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sun 15 Jun 2025, 18:31, archived)

What's their favourite Norwegian pop band?

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 15 Jun 2025, 18:32, archived)

This only works if you pronounce like a fucking cunt

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sun 15 Jun 2025, 18:50, archived)

cunt pirate
( Cheers Cheers, Sun 15 Jun 2025, 18:58, archived)

-fucking +seafaring

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 15 Jun 2025, 19:22, archived)

is is RRRRRR????
:-D
( vladimir, Mon 16 Jun 2025, 21:00, archived)