I went to two different pubs to meet two different mates at two different times.
It was like two different futures. Both of them were nice.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 12:09, archived)

Sliding Bores

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 12:10, archived)

I SAID TWO DIFFERENT TIMES IT WASN'T SOME STUPID FILM WITH GWYNETH "SPAZZY FLANGE" PALTROW WHERE IT HAPPENS AT THE SAME TIME

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 12:22, archived)

It was tho

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 25 Jun 2025, 12:35, archived)

I'm pretty sure she filmed those bits at different times, she even had different hair as a handy visual shorthand.
Aardvark is just worried that this is the timeline in which he dies early.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 12:47, archived)

I’m more worried that this is the timeline where I start selling candles scented like my vagina.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 12:58, archived)

The stupid bitch didn't even have the wit to call them 'cuntles'.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 12:59, archived)

Fandles

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 25 Jun 2025, 13:02, archived)

Tallowpian tubes

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 13:51, archived)

gashlight

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 13:54, archived)

winner

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 13:54, archived)

go on then

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 13:56, archived)

Hairy wax wound

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 13:56, archived)

fucking hell

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 13:57, archived)

Wicked

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 14:00, archived)

Wick Me Out

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 14:19, archived)

Snuff Muff

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 14:24, archived)

pot poussi

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 14:29, archived)

Candhole

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 14:34, archived)

Cerwix

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 14:38, archived)

^ b3ta.com/talk/8450970
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 14:39, archived)