alright

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 9 Jul 2025, 12:52, archived)

I am the Mushroom Murderer, AMA

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 9 Jul 2025, 13:21, archived)

Haha, I always thought you were a fun guy!!!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 9 Jul 2025, 13:23, archived)

lolzorz

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 9 Jul 2025, 13:26, archived)

Spore me your life story, m8

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 9 Jul 2025, 14:05, archived)

Don't try to take the morel high ground m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 9 Jul 2025, 14:09, archived)

I've always been your biggest champignon m8

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 9 Jul 2025, 14:38, archived)

Amanita ask you all to stop these very spore puns.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 9 Jul 2025, 15:10, archived)

No-one's reading all that shiitake you type

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 9 Jul 2025, 15:15, archived)

Oh, that old chestnut.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 9 Jul 2025, 15:26, archived)

Button up your trumpet!

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Wed 9 Jul 2025, 15:43, archived)

I wish there was a way to stem this tide of mushroom puns

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 9 Jul 2025, 15:47, archived)

Magic

( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 9 Jul 2025, 15:57, archived)

*doffs cap*

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 9 Jul 2025, 16:00, archived)

"So what made you decide to embark on a career as the most hilariously inept mass murderer in modern history?"

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 9 Jul 2025, 13:30, archived)

For the lolz

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 9 Jul 2025, 13:38, archived)

How did you manage to look *so* guilty in every photograph? Did you take anti-acting lessons?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 9 Jul 2025, 13:50, archived)

Yes, from Laurence Fox

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 9 Jul 2025, 14:30, archived)

Good call. Don't forget to blame the woke blob immigrant 15-minute cities for your conviction.
edit: I see you've started already, nice work.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 9 Jul 2025, 14:31, archived)

I’m burning a pride flag as I type this

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 9 Jul 2025, 14:32, archived)

-rn +mm -pride -l
Saved you lot the bother
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 9 Jul 2025, 14:34, archived)

-h, +t

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 9 Jul 2025, 15:01, archived)

There won't be mushroom in your prison cell

( $$ ✅, Wed 9 Jul 2025, 14:17, archived)

Ex-cep-tional gag m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 9 Jul 2025, 14:17, archived)

This is all a conspiracy orchestrated by Big Fungus

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 9 Jul 2025, 14:31, archived)

ah, your bogeyman

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 9 Jul 2025, 14:53, archived)

Were you inspired by AA Gills?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 9 Jul 2025, 14:18, archived)

God he was such a cunt

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 9 Jul 2025, 14:20, archived)

Cheers, you mean

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 9 Jul 2025, 14:23, archived)

Anus Anus Gills, yes

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 9 Jul 2025, 14:30, archived)

Turtle power!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 9 Jul 2025, 15:25, archived)

RIP

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 9 Jul 2025, 15:48, archived)