When we were kids my brother once guffed in a jam jar and quickly put the lid on it.
We didn't open it for a good month but when we did it honked like it was freshly laid.

Couldn't believe it
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 12:54, archived)

we made our own entertainment in those days

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 12:56, archived)

character building stuff


st g
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 12:57, archived)

Hope that story was part of his eulogy.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 17 Jul 2025, 13:04, archived)

We passed the jar around during the service
Everyone got a good old whiff
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 13:08, archived)

Had any of it condensed into liquid?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 14:14, archived)

Not that we could see
I think a film of fart-grease must have lined the jar
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 14:23, archived)

It's imperative further research is carried out.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 14:46, archived)

agreed

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 15:41, archived)