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Hi titstain's, Queef Smegwin here
Bought anything cool l8ly?

Alt: gunt
(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 12:50, archived)
When we were kids my brother once guffed in a jam jar and quickly put the lid on it.
We didn't open it for a good month but when we did it honked like it was freshly laid.

Couldn't believe it
(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 12:54, archived)
we made our own entertainment in those days

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 12:56, archived)
character building stuff


st g
(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 12:57, archived)
Hope that story was part of his eulogy.

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 13:04, archived)
We passed the jar around during the service
Everyone got a good old whiff
(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 13:08, archived)
Had any of it condensed into liquid?

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 14:14, archived)
Not that we could see
I think a film of fart-grease must have lined the jar
(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 14:23, archived)
It's imperative further research is carried out.

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 14:46, archived)
agreed

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 15:41, archived)
Best thread ever

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 13:58, archived)
I preferred the gestational sac

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 15:37, archived)
I gave chatgpt a list of about a dozen records and asked it for the best sequence of them in a mix.
It did an alright job of it.
(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 14:18, archived)
Try putting the list into a random number generator and see if that does any better/same/worse.
I bet the difference is negligible.
(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 14:29, archived)
It justified the sequencing with energy levels, BPM etc

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 14:34, archived)
I once did a randomburn CD for this place, when they were a thing.
Track 1 was The Onion Song by Marvin Gaye and Tammi Terrell, and track 2 was Vendetta by Slipknot. The segue worked surprisingly well.
(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 15:30, archived)
Bit gaye m8

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 15:41, archived)
No it's knot

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 16:10, archived)
yeah, well, that's just, like, your onion, man

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 17:37, archived)
alright david guetta

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 16:04, archived)
A jam jar full of guffs

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 14:28, archived)
My pint is cool.

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 14:38, archived)
Holding off until 6 here
is the plan, at any rate
(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 15:19, archived)
Just had a canned g&t

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 16:35, archived)
doesn't count

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 17:08, archived)
that's what I thought

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 17:18, archived)
Buy one get one half price in the coop. I walked home with one

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 17:32, archived)
Jamiroqzzz

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 17:37, archived)
A GUFFJAR BABY!

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 15:04, archived)
A PC case
so no, nothing cool.
(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 15:23, archived)
Once you get the fans up and running I reckon it should stay fairly cool.

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 15:31, archived)

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(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 15:34, archived)
RUDE!

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 15:40, archived)
Quick! Grab a jam jar!

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 15:43, archived)
, cowabumga

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 15:48, archived)
Eat my sharts

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 17:36, archived)
I'm thinking of buying pepper spray

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 16:11, archived)
Best off buying deep heat spray
Plausible deniability innit
(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 16:36, archived)
One shot in a jif lemon bottle, old school

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 17:16, archived)
I've decided to make my own
Using chilli oil, garlic oil, Chinese vinegar, soy sauce and a bit of sesame oil. I can always claim it's for seasoning food.
(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 18:45, archived)
organic, freshly ground

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 18:39, archived)
Buying things is for capitalist pigdogs.

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 16:39, archived)
I don’t even own a things

(, Thu 17 Jul 2025, 16:48, archived)