Ode to a Nightingale by John Keats is absolute arsewater
This is what keeps me up at night
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 4:11, archived)

Away, away! such reeking knobstench
Ooh, that's a snazzy bouquet
I've done a shit+fart in a forest
Thou smeggy wankstain
My classical-literature-referencing bellend honks of ancient gruyere
How fucking cool am I
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 4:19, archived)

I mean, that's pretty good tbh

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 4:21, archived)

just getting ready to sleep here
i've never read it but i believe you
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 4:20, archived)

I'm livid m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 4:23, archived)

morning

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 6:14, archived)

I'm self-publishing as I type this

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 8:11, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 20 Jul 2025, 8:21, archived)

gooch gouda

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 8:39, archived)

James sub-Prime

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 20 Jul 2025, 8:52, archived)

morning

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 8:35, archived)

fo realsies

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 8:40, archived)

Ode to a NightingGAY, I call it!!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 8:48, archived)

Gone Keats :'-(

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 10:29, archived)

Real+

#SubPrime
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 16:59, archived)

^ beaker full of the warm South

( .Yeti., Sun 20 Jul 2025, 10:46, archived)

I prefer Ode to Flavia

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 11:25, archived)

Craig Mack was gr8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 20 Jul 2025, 13:41, archived)