It's not a deliberate thing, I just tend to need a shit during the day rather than in the morning or evening.
The fact that I can enjoy getting paid for it is just a happy bonus. Also this is now the most I've talked about my bowel habits in quite some time, so which of us is really obsessed with it? Think about it.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 15:30, archived)

You're the one telling me to think about your bowel habits.
Think about *that*.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 15:35, archived)

Yeah WELL MAYBE I WILL

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 15:36, archived)

You think about that, I'll continue to think about weaponising your own shit.
If you had access to an ultra-low temperature freezer, you could potentially sharpen it into a rudimentary stabbing object. This would introduce catastrophic infection to the victim's wound as well, so if the blow didn't kill them then the sepsis would. If you became a serial killer with this modus operandi, the tabloids would probably call you "the jobby jabber".
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 15:41, archived)

We had a freezer at -70°C when we were packing down Covid vaccines, but it's not here anymore.
Also I don't think the MHRA would approve of storing faecal weapons along with vaccines.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 15:43, archived)

Ted Bungedup

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 15:44, archived)

Curls Manson

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 15:46, archived)

Harold Shitman

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 15:45, archived)

Kakri

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 15:46, archived)

Jack the Shitter
Actually Cack the Ripper might be better
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 15:47, archived)

Abul Djobar

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 15:47, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moses_Sithole
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 15:48, archived)

Ed Geihhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnmmmmmmmm*plop*AAAAAHHHH!

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 15:50, archived)

And of course, Adolf Shitler

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 15:50, archived)

I don't know enough serial killer names to come up with any good puns.
I've been called a poo-stabber in the past though, does that count?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 15:53, archived)

That's exactly what I'd expect a serial killer to say.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 15:58, archived)

H. H. Homo

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 21 Jul 2025, 18:36, archived)

Now HE was quite the character.
very creative.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 22 Jul 2025, 7:40, archived)