My brother used to say this when he phoned me up
Man I miss that prick :(
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 29 Jul 2025, 9:07, archived)

Ach.
my brother in law has gone into the hospice. Gonna see him later this week. I keep thinking how funny it'd be to take him a line of shoe! I mean, awful, but he'd probably love it!
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 29 Jul 2025, 9:17, archived)

Had the memorial for my uni flatmate on Saturday.
Strange day. I took along a load of old photos from the mid-90s to mid-00s, which his family and friends were delighted to see. His brother (with whom he had now-never-to-be-resolved issues) kept commenting on how slim he was. Seems he'd got used to the American lifestyle and had become properly fat, probably why he died in his sleep at 49. I hadn't seen him for 15 years, it felt like a memorial for someone I didn't know.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 29 Jul 2025, 10:08, archived)

Now he's just some fat dead guy you used to know.
Gotyezzz
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 29 Jul 2025, 11:30, archived)

Fat, bald, dead
JMGzzz

he wasn't actually bald but he was receding a bit
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 29 Jul 2025, 11:48, archived)