Brother in law is on the way out of existence
Which is really fucking inconsiderate as I'm supposed to be having my birthday party in the next couple of weeks.

What's the most thoughtless death you've had to put up with?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 11:32, archived)

my brother died on my sister's birthday
bit of a dick move
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 11:45, archived)

worst. present. ever.

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 11:48, archived)

"oh fuck, it's a girl" *dies*

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 11:52, archived)

One way to get out of having to buy a pressie
I guess
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 11:59, archived)

-e +o

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 12:35, archived)

pressio

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 12:43, archived)

Alright monster munch

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 7 Aug 2025, 13:04, archived)

i don't even own a munch

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 17:29, archived)

my step kid's dad died a couple of weeks ago
fucked up my partner's holiday and my house sale plans
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 11:48, archived)

actually, my dad dying on the 20th of December was a bit shit too
but as he was riddled with cancer christmas would probably have been worse if he'd hung around
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 11:50, archived)

Grim.

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 12:11, archived)

What a fucking PRICK

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 7 Aug 2025, 11:51, archived)

he really, really was
it's a blessing for the boy he's gone
(would never say that to him though)
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 11:52, archived)

Are we all invited to your birthday party?
Seems a bit callous of you to mention it on here if we’re not.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 12:03, archived)

👆
b3ta.com/calendar
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 12:06, archived)

What the fuck is all that guff about business acumen and Pac-Man?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 12:29, archived)

ai spam is my guess

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 12:33, archived)

You've mentioned it on here now, the stealth mod will delete it imminently.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 12:54, archived)

the whole calendar? unlikely

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 16:30, archived)

we can only hope for a chain reaction

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 23:06, archived)

alright Diana Ross

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 20:49, archived)

Not at this rate, though I may be able to sneak some of the catering from the wake...
The funeral baked meats did coldly furnish forth the marriage tables, as The Bard said.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 12:12, archived)

That's lunch sorted!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 7 Aug 2025, 12:14, archived)

Wait and now you're getting married, too?
I want an invitation to that as well then. I don't care what your Dungeons & Dragons character said about it.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 12:30, archived)

My sister dying on Christmas morning
But more recently, the dead magpie Igor left on the kitchen floor this morning
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 14:20, archived)

To be fair though magpies are dicks

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 15:37, archived)

They are indeed

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 7 Aug 2025, 18:27, archived)