Disgusting behaviour
Look, we're all hot and sweaty, but that's no excuse for running around the town in nightwear. The man should have a bit of dignity and dress appropriately.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 14 Aug 2025, 14:31, archived)

The Eastern European women round my way all walk around in dressing gowns and slippers
Beasts of the field.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 14 Aug 2025, 15:15, archived)

I once saw a teenage girl, her mum and her nan
Walking through the shopping centre in matching pyjamas. They might as well have had a giant neon sign over their heads saying "chav life".
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 14 Aug 2025, 15:23, archived)

I get up when I want, except on Wednesdays when I get rudely awakened by the roadmen

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 14 Aug 2025, 18:31, archived)

Anyway, Greg, never mind that
How was the seared octopus with blueberry coulis and asparagus mouse?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 14 Aug 2025, 16:03, archived)

An asparagus mouse?
How innovative!
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 14 Aug 2025, 16:24, archived)

Very 'Roman banquet'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 14 Aug 2025, 16:29, archived)

Heston Blumenthal did white chocolate dormice once.
His guests were not fans.
( .Yeti., Thu 14 Aug 2025, 17:07, archived)

No, they were diners

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Aug 2025, 1:20, archived)