OK I ain't readin all that, can you summarise who hates who please and why
ideally like an llm, a bit pass-ag and creepily, cheers
( vladimir, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 15:08, archived)

School holidays, innit.
There's a kid on /board who doesn't understand sarcasm and is posting paedo cartoon stuff and then complaining about all the drama he's causing.
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 15:17, archived)

Alternatively THFH is falling victim to an elaborate yewtree sting operation.

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 15:18, archived)

neither of these options spark joy

( vladimir, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 15:23, archived)

Excuse me, I think you'll find that *I* am causing all the drama here.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 15:28, archived)

Oh shit, the feds just showed up. TOO MUCH DRAMA

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 16:03, archived)

And, scene.

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 16:21, archived)

'unhinged seagull' hates: K-pop, Japanese anime, anything that threatens "traditional culture", nerds, geeks and politics.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 15:19, archived)

don't try your mind games in here
we're too stupid for that
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 15:21, archived)

lol

( vladimir, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 15:22, archived)

Back off m8, he's mine
b3ta.com/board/11420321
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 15:26, archived)

no spanking for them!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 15:29, archived)

I AM NOT A FUCKING DRAMA ADDICT YOU SPECCY CUNT
could perhaps be improved by adding ! after every word, but that minor criticism aside, I think he's made a decent case here, he's clearly drama-averse.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 16:50, archived)

I never even owned a speccy. #AmstradCPCkrew

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 17:24, archived)

GEEKWAD

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 17:30, archived)

read this as creepity

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 15:23, archived)

creeping into the house
creepity creepity creep
running out of antibiotics
weepity weepity weep
( vladimir, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 15:25, archived)