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AFTERNOON
This is the time!
When we will destroy the illegitimate structures of the paradigm, and release the ennui of the now. Unburden your so-called emptiness and embrace the oneness - the insouciance - of your duodenal solipsisms.

You know it makes sesne.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 13:46, archived)
PARKLIFE!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 21 Aug 2025, 13:48, archived)
LIFESENTENCE!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 13:52, archived)
When you say, "release the ennui of the now", shut up.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 13:51, archived)
RELEASE IT!

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 14:04, archived)
it smells like fart

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 15:23, archived)
Savour the event
- like a progenetor of the zeitgeist - a temporal spectre, if you will - announcing such gross diversions as the mystical, the emissary, the incarnation of peace-love.

Meanwhile, I'm making a chilli.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 17:06, archived)
Many beans
- three tins of the fuckers
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 17:21, archived)
There's a dead pigeon on my kitchen roof
Stupid fucker flew into a window and killed itself.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 21 Aug 2025, 13:56, archived)
Do you get to the cloud district very often?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 15:26, archived)
Hi Russell, done any good rapes recently?

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 14:02, archived)
Good + rapes = grapes, maybe yours will catch on

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 21 Aug 2025, 14:04, archived)
I like grapes in my duodenal solipsism

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 14:05, archived)
Sir Mix-A-Lotzzz

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 14:38, archived)
"no, there was a bunch of them"

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 14:38, archived)
"Rapey-wapeys", I think you mean.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 21 Aug 2025, 15:23, archived)
I'm releasing my ennui all over my computer keyboard.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 14:19, archived)
ennui-nui tapir

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Thu 21 Aug 2025, 14:21, archived)
Alright yetso, I see Silksong is getting reviewed as 'underwhelming'

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 21 Aug 2025, 14:37, archived)
People'll beaker about anything on the internet if they think it'll get them a bit of attention.
It's spent so long in development hell that some people aren't going to be happy with it unless it can defeat fascism and cure cancer. I trust Team Cherry. I'm looking forward to playing it.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Thu 21 Aug 2025, 14:50, archived)
The preview I read said that it was too similar to the first one, and punishingly difficult.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 21 Aug 2025, 15:15, archived)
HK was never easy to begin with.
All the reviews I've found so far have been positive. I guess we'll find out in Q4.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Thu 21 Aug 2025, 15:26, archived)
I have firm stem thinking about it

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 14:21, archived)
^trying to get young girls into "stem"

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 21 Aug 2025, 15:24, archived)
-in +on

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 15:29, archived)
I am fully turgid as I type this

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 16:41, archived)
Afternoon. /board popular page is a bit of a mess, seems hedgehog can't help creating drama.

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 14:38, archived)
oh shit, *glomps* isn't in the b3ta dictionary, he won't know what it means and assume it's me being political again.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 14:44, archived)
It sounds a bit sexual m8. I'd be careful, he's at least two generations younger than you. Might be an idea to keep away from /board until the school holidays finish

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 15:12, archived)
OK I ain't readin all that, can you summarise who hates who please and why
ideally like an llm, a bit pass-ag and creepily, cheers
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 15:08, archived)
School holidays, innit.
There's a kid on /board who doesn't understand sarcasm and is posting paedo cartoon stuff and then complaining about all the drama he's causing.
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 15:17, archived)
Alternatively THFH is falling victim to an elaborate yewtree sting operation.

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 15:18, archived)
neither of these options spark joy

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 15:23, archived)
Excuse me, I think you'll find that *I* am causing all the drama here.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 15:28, archived)
Oh shit, the feds just showed up. TOO MUCH DRAMA

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 16:03, archived)
And, scene.

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 16:21, archived)
'unhinged seagull' hates: K-pop, Japanese anime, anything that threatens "traditional culture", nerds, geeks and politics.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 15:19, archived)
don't try your mind games in here
we're too stupid for that
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 15:21, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 15:22, archived)
Back off m8, he's mine
b3ta.com/board/11420321
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 15:26, archived)
no spanking for them!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 15:29, archived)
I AM NOT A FUCKING DRAMA ADDICT YOU SPECCY CUNT
could perhaps be improved by adding ! after every word, but that minor criticism aside, I think he's made a decent case here, he's clearly drama-averse.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 16:50, archived)
I never even owned a speccy. #AmstradCPCkrew

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 17:24, archived)
GEEKWAD

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 17:30, archived)
read this as creepity

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 15:23, archived)

creeping into the house
creepity creepity creep
running out of antibiotics
weepity weepity weep
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 15:25, archived)
oh thank god AT LAST

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 15:05, archived)
Embracing your duodenal solipsisms is SO last week

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 15:22, archived)
I embraced the oneness - the insouciance - of my duodenal solipsisms twice last night and again this morning

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 15:36, archived)
impressive at your age, let's face it

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 15:53, archived)
My insouciance prolapsed when I tried that
- so jolly well done to you!
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 17:02, archived)