But if your helmit was up someone else's bumhole at the time, how would you know where it came from?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 15:39, archived)

This is why you should always wear a condom
Although I suppose farting into a condom whilst inserted into a bumhole might cause sudden expansion resulting in it being impossible for the penus to be removed. I think I read somewhere once that this is how dog sex works
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 16:06, archived)

This is why the mods use their fingers, you can't guff out of a finger

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 16:07, archived)

Yeah you can

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 25 Sep 2025, 16:35, archived)

Alright 'President Barack Hussein Obama'

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 16:59, archived)

They'd burp it out and I'd recognise the smell

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 Sep 2025, 17:20, archived)