It's grey and wet, the magpies are cackling, the grass is brown, the flowers are dead and there's no wind so the trees are still.
Even if you would, we probably wouldn't.

Otherwise, carry on.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 8:13, archived)

The mamas & the papazzzz

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 9:31, archived)

and the flags are all dead at the top of their poles.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 9:53, archived)

I said kiss me, you're beautiful, we have a right laugh here don't we

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 1 Oct 2025, 10:13, archived)

Five years!

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 16:18, archived)