I'm a bit drunk

( MiseryCunt, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 18:06, archived)

I have no beer and I must drink 😞

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 18:25, archived)

On life, presumably?

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 18:32, archived)

ofc

( MiseryCunt, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 18:45, archived)

Oregon Fried Chicken?

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 18:50, archived)

SEND IN THE NATIONAL GUARD

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 18:59, archived)

DEMOCRAT SHUTDOWN

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 19:00, archived)

I can't believe they're doing this while we're still at war with Portland

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 20:34, archived)

‘Slightly more tipsy than I should be on a Wednesday’ drunk
or ‘pulling my cock out in the kebab shop and shouting “tahini THIS, motherfuckers”’ drunk?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 18:51, archived)

Fucking Light Weight
I'm totally cunt fucked
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Wed 1 Oct 2025, 19:18, archived)

you could say you're...
Off your tits!
( MiseryCunt, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 19:26, archived)

No

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 1 Oct 2025, 20:40, archived)