Hullo bumstain's
Just watching a documentary about monumental Olmec helmets at La Venta. And also a massive sandstone fanny.

I shit you not
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 4 Oct 2025, 20:20, Reply)

I'm watching the dead don't die
One of today's DVD purchases. The other one is Elvira, Mistress of the Dark. Watched that earlier while I was eating ha gao, or however it's spelled
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 4 Oct 2025, 20:22, Reply)

I was very disappointed by the Dead don't Die

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sat 4 Oct 2025, 22:16, Reply)

It could have been great
But instead, it was just a mess with famous people thrown in
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 5 Oct 2025, 10:03, Reply)

The world, you mean

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 5 Oct 2025, 11:45, Reply)

- the world
+ b3ta
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 5 Oct 2025, 11:54, Reply)

Jonathan King, Tom Milsom, the pylon bloke off of QI.
I mean I'm not suggesting the last one's a nonce, it's probably just coincidence that the other two are.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 5 Oct 2025, 12:32, Reply)

the pylon bloke from QI?
who's that?

edit: don't forget that special forces fantasist that was jailed for botched surgery
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 5 Oct 2025, 13:12, Reply)

??
You mean Pasanonic?
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 5 Oct 2025, 13:37, Reply)

Different fantasist, I think.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 5 Oct 2025, 14:04, Reply)

no, someone called hubert or douglas or some weird name
was notorious for gazzing young women on here
turned out to be a con artist who'd permanently damaged someone's hand because he'd claimed to be a surgeon or something

EdsMeds
www.arrse.co.uk/wiki/Craig_Colclough
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 5 Oct 2025, 16:18, Reply)

Happen Toaster's old pylon gif was featured on an episode, and he mentioned it once or twice.
I was joking though, he isn't actually famous. Ben Wheatley is, but only after he stopped posting here.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 5 Oct 2025, 14:03, Reply)

Any other famous lurkers?
Dave Gorman did an hilarious musing on Mugababes shortly after I got FP'd with it, the joke-stealing cunt.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 5 Oct 2025, 14:07, Reply)

Scott Mills hasn't logged in for a while

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 5 Oct 2025, 16:34, Reply)

What about DJ Hetz Hudson?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 5 Oct 2025, 19:03, Reply)

had to work that one out

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 5 Oct 2025, 13:46, Reply)

YOU'RE a massive Olmec helmet, m(2^3)

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 4 Oct 2025, 20:31, Reply)

^sandstone fanny

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 4 Oct 2025, 20:33, Reply)

there has to be a twist

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 4 Oct 2025, 20:34, Reply)

I think the twist
Is usually when the leader is sacrificed at the top of a pyramid
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 4 Oct 2025, 20:46, Reply)

Hullo.
I just had a rather satisfying big fat shit.
( Cock, Sat 4 Oct 2025, 21:27, Reply)

knife and fork or spoon?

( MiseryCunt, Sat 4 Oct 2025, 21:51, Reply)

I wanna be a macho moon

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 4 Oct 2025, 22:39, Reply)

My trusty poop knife had to be used, yes.

( Cock, Sat 4 Oct 2025, 23:19, Reply)

yoni live once

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Oct 2025, 21:56, Reply)

Any idea where Lingam is? I'll be going on from there to Suckham.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Oct 2025, 21:58, Reply)

Helmand Province

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 4 Oct 2025, 22:43, Reply)

DISGUSTING

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Oct 2025, 23:48, Reply)

Haha no way that's mental

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 5 Oct 2025, 0:16, Reply)