The PCC have had enough of the crackheads outside my mother in law's house being a nuissance
so they've made them tidy up the road. They've picked up the rubbish, dug out the drains, sorted out the pavement. My other half has said he'd vote for them.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Primeiro_Comando_da_Capital

Have you had any dealings with a global criminal cartel?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 9 Oct 2025, 18:11, archived)

I've worked with the police in the past, yes.

( .Yeti., Thu 9 Oct 2025, 18:20, archived)

I’ve posted on /links, yes

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 9 Oct 2025, 18:25, archived)

I've bought weed from a dodgy bloke in the pub
Does that count?
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 9 Oct 2025, 18:37, archived)

That was me, mate.

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 10 Oct 2025, 8:47, archived)

I've had dealings with the government, yes

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Oct 2025, 18:46, archived)

I've whipped it out in public, yes

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 9 Oct 2025, 19:22, archived)

No but I'm stood next to Normski

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 9 Oct 2025, 19:25, archived)

Cheerski

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 9 Oct 2025, 21:56, archived)

Nextski

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Oct 2025, 22:15, archived)

George Wentski

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 10 Oct 2025, 6:46, archived)

Take my mother in law
to jail
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 9 Oct 2025, 19:27, archived)

I've beakered on the internet, yes

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 9 Oct 2025, 21:47, archived)

I’ve been to the USA, yes.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 9 Oct 2025, 22:16, archived)

I thought you were talking about the Parish Council

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 10 Oct 2025, 7:15, archived)

Parish Crackhead's Council, yes.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 10 Oct 2025, 8:07, archived)

The PCC's meetings are known for being quite rumbustious
Nobody takes notes and the refreshments are provided in big white lines of powder. The music is great but there's a risk of death.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 10 Oct 2025, 8:49, archived)